The Film Thugs Movie Show

As a filmmaker, what do you do when you are making a rather run of the mill, straight forward vanity profile of a well known figure and, in the middle of making this profile, one of the most epic, insane, and legendary events in the history of that person's field occurs?

Do you:

A- Switch the focus of your documentary to this insane event and become the first person to fully report on it, thus giving you orignial control of the broader narrative and create a document that would be referenced in everything ever made about this defining moment.

B- Use it as a build up to a second documentary that then becomes the original version of the story.

C- Just kinda treat it like a thing that happened, kinda tack it on at the end, and then just roll credits.

If you answered "A" or "B," you are not the makers of this movie.

Join us as we discuss the most absurd waste of material ever published.

This week, a bizarre tag team combo...

In this corner we have a lifelong wrestling fanatic. A Texas born and raised, bonafide expert in the subject with years of watching, rewatching, reading, rereading, discussing, debating, arguing, fighting, and getting locked in the very same finishing move this movie takes its name from but his big(?) brother.

And his partner in crime...

A guy who spent from the age of 8 to the age of 12 on a military base in latin America with little access to popular culture, and what access he did have was months later and... shall we say "sporadic," and has almost no knowledge of the sport.

And in this corner...

A goddamned near impossible to adapt, and absolutely impossible to comprehend tragedy of the most successful Texas wrestling family. A story so dark and tragic, Richard III is telling it to take a knee.

That's right... The Iron Claw.

Let's has out the good, the bad, and the "WHERE THE FUCK IS CHRIS?" of the whole affair. 

That's right folks... it's time to fasTEN your seatbelts and drive, full throttle into the mouth of familia as we take another spin with Dom and the family. 

I could try to explain what happens, but... 

Imagine, "The Pilgrim's Progress," but with a rich, surfing douchebag in the lead? 

Ok. Now, if you thought, "That is a fucking terrible idea. Please, leave me alone." You would be correct. You, however, would absolutely not be the producers, writers, director, or stars of "Journey Into Hell."

There isn't really much more to say.

I honestly cannot think of  a sentence that inspires less confidence than, "A Christian horror movie, inspired by 'Saw.'" I can't. Maybe you can. That's cool.

Thing is, no matter what you come up with... it cannot make this movie any better. Welcome to the baffling horror (?) movie about a serial... forceful helper. It's hard to explain. 

All we can say is, we are sorry.